Shirts Off!

Is there anything more embarrassing than being caught with your shirt off with another man? Well yes, I guess if you were spotted at a renaissance fair all dressed up and playing a flute. 


So one day I had gotten home from the gym with my buddy Tyler. I decided to change really quick before leaving to our non-nerdy activity. 


I'm changing my shirt and Tyler goes into my bathroom to check himself out, and then at that moment I hear someone enter my house. We both go to see who it is. Both shirtless. 


Now the stairway downstairs is fairly narrow, and in our macho state we were both ready to pummel any robber. Needless to say we were pretty close as we stormed down the stairs. 


Then we both stop dead in our tracks. My roommate had arrived home with his new girlfriend. There stood two buff guys, squeezed on the stairs together with our shirts off.