Official Statement

Just as sure as I love fanny packs and puppies, I guarantee that all of my stories are true. Yes, even the one about me being scared of the Easter Bunny. Because I appreciate my loyal fans so much, please enjoy my favorite youtube video:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DmtmmFEVo



If you're not rolling on the ground laughing, this maybe this will put you over the edge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk